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If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend

If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live,
without you.

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known
until it is lost.

A real friend
is one who walks in
when the rest
of the world walks out

My father always used to say that when you die,
if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life.;

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

Hold a true friend with both your hands

I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.

Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

A friend is someone who knows
the song in your heart
and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten
the words.;

We all take different
paths in life,
but no matter where we go,
we take a little of each
other everywhere.;

Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

Strangers are
just friends waiting to happen.
Friends are the Bacon
Bits in the Salad
Bowl of Life.

Pass this on to all of your FRIENDS, even if it means
sending it to the person that sent it to you.
And if you receive this e-mail many times from
many different people, it only means that you have
many FRIENDS.

And if you only get it but once, do not be
discouraged for you will know that you have

AT LEAST ONE GOOD FRIEND

Which tree did you fall from?
 This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.

APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always
in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher
with imagination.

ASH TREE(the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent,
talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and
trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over
the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE(the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime
companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE(the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the
vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE(the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt,
likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down
on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress
others,
many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true
love,
able to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE(the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to
impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born
diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a
lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood
loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE(the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes
what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and
acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE(the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes,
modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead
but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for
others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE(the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent,
does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family,
children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor,
likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE(the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated,
loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for
those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented,
industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable

HAZELNUT TREE(the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very
understanding, knows how to make an impression,
active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover,
honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE(the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness
and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers,
is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure
of its decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE(the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way,
hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft
and
relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious
enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very
jealous but loyal.

MAPLE TREE(Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many
complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants
to impress.

OAK TREE(the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the
ground, person of action.

OLIVE TREE(the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,
reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,
cheerful,
calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of
jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE(the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows
how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but
seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly,
gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal,
trustworthy, practical.

POPLAR TREE(the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very
self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill
and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,
reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE(the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without
egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE(the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW(the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful,
loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest,
can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding,
good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring
partner.

Customer Service (CS) : Ya, ada yang bisa saya bantu?

Pelanggan (P) : Baik, setelah saya pertimbangkan, saya ingin menginstal cinta kasih. Bisakah anda memandu saya menyelesaikan prosesnya?

CS : Ya, saya dapat membantu anda. Anda siap melakukannya?

P : Baik, saya tidak mengerti secara teknis, tetapi saya siap untuk menginstalnya sekarang. Apa yang harus saya lakukan dahulu?

CS : Langkah pertama adalah membuka HATI anda. Tahukan anda di mana HATI anda?

P : Ya, tapi ada banyak program yang sedang aktif. Apakah saya tetap bisa menginstalnya sementara program-program tersebut aktif?

CS : Program apa saja yang sedang aktif?

P : Sebentar, saya lihat dulu, Program yang sedang aktif adalah SAKITHATI.EXE, MINDER.EXE, DENDAM.EXE dan BENCI.COM.

CS : Tidak apa-apa. CINTA-KASIH akan menghapus SAKITHATI.EXE dari system operasi Anda.
Program tersebut akan tetap ada dalam memori anda, tetapi tidak lama karena akan tertimpa program lain. CINTA-KASIH akan menimpa MINDER.EXE dengan modul yang disebut PERCAYADIRI.EXE. Tetapi anda harus mematikan BENCI.COM dan DENDAM.EXE. Program tersebut akan
menyebabkan CINTA-KASIH tidak terinstal secara sempurna. Dapatkah anda mematikannya?

P : Saya tidak tahu cara mematikannya. Dapatkah anda memandu saya?

CS : Dengan senang hati. Gunakan Start menu dan aktifkan MEMAAFKAN.EXE. Aktifkan program ini sesering mungkin sampai BENCI.COM dan DENDAM.EXE terhapus.

P : OK, sudah. CINTA-KASIH mulai terinstal secara otomatis. Apakah ini wajar?

CS : Ya, anda akan menerima pesan bahwa CINTA-KASIH akan terus diinstal kembali dalam HATI anda. Apakah anda melihat pesan tersebut?

P : Ya. Apakah sudah selesai terinstal?

CS : Ya, tapi ingat bahwa anda hanya punya program dasarnya saja. Anda perlu mulai menghubungkan HATI yang lain agar untuk mengupgradenya.

P : Oops. Saya mendapat pesan error. Apa yang harus saya lakukan?

CS : Apa pesannya?

P : ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENT". apa artinya?

CS : Jangan kuatir, itu masalah biasa. Artinya, program CINTA-KASIH diset untuk aktif di HATI eksternal tetapi belum bisa aktif dalam HATI internal anda. Ini adalah salah satu kerumitan pemrograman, tetapi dalam istilah non-teknis ini berarti anda harus men-"CINTA-KASIH"-i mesin anda sendiri sebelum men-"CINTA-KASIH"-i orang lain.

P : Lalu apa yang harus saya lakukan?

CS : Dapatkan anda klik pulldown direktori yang disebut "PASRAH"?

P : Ya, sudah.

CS : Bagus. Pilih file-file berikut dan salin ke direktori "MYHEART" MEMAAFKAN-DIRI-SENDIRI.DOC, dan MENYADARI-KEKURANGAN.TXT. sistem akan menimpa file-file konflik dan mulai memperbaiki program-program yang salah. Anda juga perlu mengosongkan Recycle Bin untuk memastikan program-program yang salah tidak muncul kembali.

P : Sudah. Hei! HATI saya terisi file-file baru. SENYUM.MPG aktif di monitor saya dan menandakan bahwa DAMAI.EXE dan KEPUASAN.COM dikopi ke HATI. Apakah ini wajar?

CS : Kadang-kadang. Orang lain mungkin perlu waktu untuk mendownloadnya. Jadi CINTA-KASIH telah terinstal dan aktif. Anda harus bisa menanganinya dari sini. Ada satu lagi hal yang penting.

P : Apa?

CS : CINTA-KASIH adalah freeware. Pastikan untuk memberikannya kepada orang lain yang anda temui.
Mereka akan share ke orang lain dan seterusnya sampai anda akan menerimanya kembali.

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